I think I’m pretty much Danny.
griseldablondco:

spencerleegriffin:

When I met and shook hands with President Obama on Friday I introduced myself and said, “my name is Spencer Griffin and I work at collegehumor.com.” He said, “okay, so are you funny?” and I said confidently, “yeah, I’m funny.” And he said, “tell me something funny.” And I blanked. He laughed and said, “yeah, that’s what I thought.” I got roasted by the President of the United States.

BOY HE FLAMED YO ASS

griseldablondco:

spencerleegriffin:

When I met and shook hands with President Obama on Friday I introduced myself and said, “my name is Spencer Griffin and I work at collegehumor.com.” He said, “okay, so are you funny?” and I said confidently, “yeah, I’m funny.” And he said, “tell me something funny.” And I blanked. He laughed and said, “yeah, that’s what I thought.” I got roasted by the President of the United States.

BOY HE FLAMED YO ASS

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mokou:

if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal

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daveandjadeotp:

jetgreguar:

i’ve been comprimised 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

daveandjadeotp:

jetgreguar:

i’ve been comprimised 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

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supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

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she-wants-the-eod:

favabean05:

A very accurate depiction of a cat owner.

Also drunk people

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adorlng-fan:

scaryghoultrash:

parallel lives

#why does humanity destroy that which it doesnt understand

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artisticgamzee:

comfortspringstation:

A Pumpkin Skeleton

*Rips off face*
I AM READY FOR THE SKELETON WAR

artisticgamzee:

comfortspringstation:

A Pumpkin Skeleton

*Rips off face*

I AM READY FOR THE SKELETON WAR

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slydig:

catpuppys:

this guy could be the last airbender tbh

bEND ME

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amoying:

sluttyoliveoil:

what would you do if you woke up and you were in your crush’s body

image

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traaashhhhkat:

some chill positivity from a 1998 Sesame Street book about the letter F

traaashhhhkat:

some chill positivity from a 1998 Sesame Street book about the letter F

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palewhiskey:

Went for a walk this morning and found my dream house it’s so beautiful and the nature is breathtaking

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Hi my names Jodie i'm 18 and I live in Canada and I'm in love with harry potter, Teen Wolf, and British YouTubers... If you ever need someone to talk to i'm here for you. And yes teen wolf it did hurt, it hurt a lot.

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